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The Itty Beatty Poetry Book is a collaboration with spoken word artist Kevin Beatty.
The book will be stuffed with foul poetry for corrupted minds. Don't be fooled by the dark exterior, as it was lovingly written by one of the sweetest souls around.
Scheduled to be released sometime next year, you better not be late - order yours today!
"Awake again, wish I could sleep.
Can't seem to shake the feeling
that I'm really just a creep..."
K. Beatty
"Remember when
we weren't even ten
yet the world seemed so colourful and bright.
Our minds could whisk us away
in the blink of an eye
so naturally it felt comfortable and right."
K. Beatty
"They call me Bartholomew
'The Maggot' McQueen
and there's nothing derogatory
in what they mean.
For you see I am
the current reigning king
of Mad Max's 'Tequila 'til Sunrise'
All night fling."
K. Beatty
"My powers of logic left me at a loss
for it seemed that they had managed to cross
a flea-bitten cat with a mangy old mutt
and given it two separate heads, and a single butt!"
K. Beatty
"I held my breath as it disappeared down the drain
with only a soft VWOOP as a lilting refrain."
K. Beatty
"When everything comes 'round again
I'll see it through once more,
and then I'll wonder why there is no end
When everything comes 'round again."
K. Beatty